Consumer Alert !

Attn:Dudes
Drinking a martini in public will make you look like an asshole. Please disregard this consumer alert if that's the look you're going for.

Consumer Alert !

taken from the Bluetooth website:
"Wearing a bluetooth while you aren't driving will make you look like a complete toolbox."

Consumer alert !

Don't watch the new re-mastered "Brady's move to Cupertino!" Alice just ain't the same when she's played by a dude.

Consumer alert !

Don't buy this video! The ugly chick in the middle kills the whole mood on the bus.