How to not get hired at Apple.

Here's a few pointers I learned after interviewing for an iTunes graveyard shift support position.

1. Don't tell them that you will keep your current day job and will work without sleep for 5 days straight.

2. Don't demand full medical benefits for a part time contract job.

3. Don't pretend to be an Apple "fanatic" by asking questions like " Do you offer tours of the main campus?"

4. Don't ask them about all the weird Apple stalkers that attempt to access the building at all hours of the night.

You are now in the know.