Thursday, December 6, 2007

Airborne is not a chewable.

Nowadays,anytime you mention you are starting to feel sick, random people start preaching the " Use Airborne, it worked for me!" gospel. I was suspicious at could this possibly prevent you from getting sick? I read up on it, because I am a geek like that, and thought the product sounded solid. I anticipated getting sick like Lindsay Lohan anticipates a line of coke, I was going to kill it. The time came and I got sick. I went to Walgreens and purchased the mythical " Airborne." I took it home, popped the bottle, and took one of those rather large tabs to the neck. I immediately realized Something wasn't mouth felt like a soda can that was dropped down a flight of stairs without missing a step. I fumbled with the bottle searching for the directions..and there it was in bold print : Drop tablet into a cup of water and allow it to dissolve. This is a PSA for those taking Airborne for the first time: It is not a chewable.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

They have chewable Airborn now, but it smells just like urine and tastes like a mixture of dirt, urine and rotten fruit. Stick with the non-chewable kind.

See you Sunday!
Uncle Rick